{"id":1071,"date":"2021-05-06T10:53:16","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T10:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2021-05-20T13:15:12","modified_gmt":"2021-05-20T13:15:12","slug":"population-implosion-by-andrew-j-offutt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"Population Implosion by Andrew J. Offutt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><em>Population Implosion<\/em><\/strong> by Andrew J. Offutt (<em>If<\/em>, July 1967) opens with its narrator, the director of an insurance company, noting that older people are dying sooner and in greater numbers than usual. Eventually the authorities discover that each birth is balanced by one death, and this leads to an international agreement to limit the number of births in the world. However, when old people continue to die at an accelerated rate, further investigations reveal that the Chinese are \u201cbreeding like crazy\u201d. The United States and Russia then declare war on the Chinese and launch a nuclear strike on the country.<br>The story ends with the narrator trotting out a reincarnation theory, and the observation that \u201cat the beginning\u201d there can only have been five billion \u201clife-forces\u201d or \u201csouls\u201d created.<br>A dumb idea in a story that is told in a rambling, bloated, and at times, near stream of consciousness style (it is very hard to believe that the narrator is the director in an insurance company given his juvenile commentary):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-style-default is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>I think we\u2019re at five billion, give or take a few, for keeps. Holding, situation no-go. It\u2019s up to you. Sure, there\u2019ll be a stop. A temporary one, anyhow. When it reaches the point that parents give birth and both die the instant twins are born, it will be over for a while. And maybe somebody will start acting sensibly. But unless you stop horsing around you\u2019re going to have a life expectancy of twenty and then fifteen and then Lord knows what, eventually.&nbsp; p. 191 (<em>World\u2019s Best Science Fiction 1968<\/em>, edited by Donald A. Wollheim &amp; Terry Carr)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; (Awful). 6,200 words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Population Implosion by Andrew J. Offutt (If, July 1967) opens with its narrator, the director of an insurance company, noting that older people are dying sooner and in greater numbers than usual. Eventually the authorities discover that each birth is balanced by one death, and this leads to an international agreement to limit the number [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[297],"tags":[79,10,298,173,12],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-andrew-j-offutt","tag-10","tag-andrew-j-offutt","tag-if","tag-short-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1225,"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions\/1225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}