{"id":5249,"date":"2022-08-10T11:12:42","date_gmt":"2022-08-10T11:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/?p=5249"},"modified":"2022-09-22T14:08:09","modified_gmt":"2022-09-22T14:08:09","slug":"theory-and-practice-of-economic-development-the-metallurgist-and-his-wife-by-richard-frede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sfshortstories.com\/?p=5249","title":{"rendered":"Theory and Practice of Economic Development: The Metallurgist and His Wife by Richard Frede"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><em>Theory and Practice of Economic Development: The Metallurgist and His Wife<\/em><\/strong> by Richard Frede (<em>F&amp;SF<\/em>, August 1976) opens by establishing Horowitz as a hen-pecked husband who lives in an overheating apartment. On Saturdays he usually goes fishing and, during one particular trip out on the <em>Many Happy Returns<\/em>, something very odd happens:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-style-default is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>[It] was at that moment that there was such a mighty tug on the dropline that Horowitz was in fear of losing his finger. Then, just as suddenly, there was no tension to the line at all. But as Horowitz looked over the side into the water, a large flounder about twice the size of any flounder Horowitz had ever seen before, surfaced next to the dropline. The fish had a hook and line in its mouth, and it seemed to gaze up at Horowitz and to judge him. After some little time the fish said, \u201cWould you kindly remove your hook from my mouth?\u201d&nbsp; p. 70<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>During the ensuing conversation the fish tells Horowitz that taking the hook out rather than cutting the line will reduce the risk of infection, that it is an enchanted businessman, and that it knew better than to take the bait but couldn\u2019t resist, etc. Then, after Horowitz returns the fish to the water, it tells him that it owes him one.<br>When Horowitz later tells his wife about this fantastic event she is contemplative rather than dismissive and tells him to go back and ask the fish for a better apartment. Horowtiz does so and, after the fish expresses his surprise that he is back so soon, tells him, \u201cIt\u2019s in the mail\u201d.<br>This is the first of a number of demands that the wife makes as she quickly becomes dissatisfied with what she has been given (a country home, a bigger apartment in the city, and a seat as a US Senator soon follow). When Horowitz is eventually told to tell the fish that she wants to be President (spoiler), the fish gets fed up and tells Horowitz that they are both going back to their original apartment. Horowitz says he would be happy to return there but asks if his wife can stay where she is. The fish says it\u2019ll arrange a divorce, that Horowitz can go back to the original apartment, and that his wife can live with her mother.<br>This entertainingly combines the fantastic elements involving the fish with the mundanity of married life (in this latter respect it somewhat resembles a humorous mainstream story). The ending is a bit of a dud, though.<br>** (Average). 4,200 words. <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/details\/Fantasy_Science_Fiction_v051n02_1976-08\/page\/n67\/mode\/2up\">Story link<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theory and Practice of Economic Development: The Metallurgist and His Wife by Richard Frede (F&amp;SF, August 1976) opens by establishing Horowitz as a hen-pecked husband who lives in an overheating apartment. 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